Step right up, step right up!
Ladies, gentlemen and other dafties,
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You won’t need eyes where we’re going.
Here lyeth muche rychnesse in lytell space
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MEET THE BAND!
NO NEED TO RIDE IT ALONE, SUNSHINE
WEEKLY JAM SESH, RIP THE SHREDS, うあ！(´・ω・｀)☆