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Delivery Options:
・ upper-middle-first-class shipping [same day delivery accompanied by the pick ‘n mix social gospel]
・ burgher 25% value added tax-class shipping [lickety split, systemic crisis]
・ neglected-class shipping [1 month donkey courier]

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Hear ye, hear ye!

ladies & lads, friends & fiends.. eorðbūend
welcome to a brave new age of mercantile expansionism, a freak show circus where we profit off of DEATH itself
money off of horror, money off of misery and longing, money off of deformity and men gone MAD
honesty as gormless, cruelty as entertainment, courtesy as weakness
fragmented minds, merged altars and standardised desecration, mungo. neo-pussy-rainbow-kapital-incorporated
when Adam dalf, and Eve span, who was thanne a gentilman?
gaéð á wyrd swá hío scel

Here lyeth muche rychnesse in lytell space

  • NEW “Gnome” SIZE OPTION AVAILABLE

  • Jagged Rocks – restocked!

  • All Atomic Youth digital media is derived from a 1954 CIA project to brainwash Americano children with intense programmable strobes

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  • The psychological, emotional and social cost of high-tech solitude is mUCH MORE EXPENSIVE THAN OUR EPIC 69% OFF SALE!!

  • liquid crystal consciousness

  • you wanna be a “person” yeah? then buy stuff!
    what are you waiting for? it’ll make you real cool and unique, even give the illusion of personality.

  • A touch of the mulligrubs in your collywobbles? Grab some Atomic Victuals!
    [All of our grub follows eunuch directive 225794321/12]

  • [free canola oil and glyphosate sachets with every order!]

  • do you operate within deep abstraction?
    does your existence revolve around: “how would doing [G] appear to [A] type people I want to think of me as [Y]?”
    then you’re in the wrong virtual town matey boy lass, log off rIGHT NOW

  • All dreams are anagrams of diurnal reality

The exciting new “Loot Bushel
only available at Atomic Youth [dot org]

p27t

The Atomic Platinum Treasure Chest

from the low low price of 5.00 4.99 digi-quid

Convene

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NO NEED TO RIDE IT ALONE, SUNSHINE
WEEKLY JAM SESH, RIP THE SHREDS, うあ!☆💪( ˘ω˘ 💪)

analogue musique, now in trendy 「CASSETTE」and「PHONOGRAPH CYLINDER」 formats

dreamcræft

analogue musique, now in trendy 「CASSETTE」
and「PHONOGRAPH CYLINDER」 formats
gladrags, garter belts, late culture and broken lights.souvenirs, trinkets and boltzmann brains

Gubbins

gladrags, garter belts, late culture and broken lights.
souvenirs, trinkets and boltzmann brains
breakfast, brunch, elevenses, lunch, twelvses, apres-lunch, rail sarnies,St. Edmund's meal, dindins, tea, supper, Godgifu's nibblesafter-supper, Mrs Marshall's ice cream dreams,The Midnight Harvest and 2AM pasty

Victuals

breakfast, brunch, elevenses, lunch, twelvses, apres-lunch, rail sarnies,
St. Edmund’s meal, dindins, tea, supper, Godgifu’s nibbles
after-supper, Mrs Marshall’s ice cream dreams,
The Midnight Harvest and 2AM pasty

Reviews

  • ATOMIC YOUTH my friends, I have been thinking.
    Meaning is no longer objective or transcendent… something ontologically ‘real’ or given, in many brain is now conspiracy.🥪
    Language is tool used to subvert meaning; the conjuring of lingual spells 2 alter social reality. Word magic, gnosticism, bohemian echoes. A langwich regime imposed upon us, shaping ppls ancient & culturally conditioned perceptions of themselves, their customs, their sandwiches and their relationships with one another. The recreation of the human. quadraspazzed. neuroplastic ellipse… Neon Eden.

    maaaaan, ath the cuthtodian of hith own evoluthion, tranthending hith own thenthe of humanity, a metamorphothith to ~post-prog-alt-human~
    Crabcore. Merging with his own technology and stealing digital immortality from the universe itself.
    “Ignorance, disease, poverty, guilt, loneliness, despair, arse ache… anything can be abolished” HAHAH GOOFY😂
    Your song about shire horse🐎, pretty keyring and cup with funny face on inspire me. Thanking you

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    🇳🇬 Oluwafemi
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    - bless you, femi. all the best to you and yours, lad.
  • En todas partes cuecen habas

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    🇪🇸 Sancho Panza
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  • wglgoogoggloglgoblubeguhghghegel lolgelhoggelehgog!

    Jean-Paul Sartre
    🇫🇷 Roquentin
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  • this is real story. if u mongo dont believe u should go into down under the sea and go look! spear in you chest ouch and see who stab
    MERMAID are real they kill you, not friendly!

    fgvwrebo
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Reynolde Greenleaf
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    - please be careful reynolde mate
  • Yesterday i saw a dog in a ghetto and asked my driver Pedro to pull over. She was on her side, bloated like a blimp, viscera all over. I couldn’t help but think of how this dog reminded me of the people and how i am in control of them. I plunged my arms inside of the dog and felt the organs glide betwixt my fingerbones and whispered “I am in control, I am inside of you now.” I felt supreme.. squeezing the dog’s innards, completely in control. It was glorious, i felt my power level increase tenfold. I thought about that time in Korea… the man i paid in the alley, it all came rushing back. Pedro vomited and i told him to sHUT UP, he needed to understand what i was doing. Everyone does. I fired Pedro. Humans may not understand my plans right now but they will understand, soon everyone will understand.
    Fantastic t-shirts btw, great fit! My wife only wears tri-blend. Nice job.

    zarkmogglebert
    🇺🇸 Mink Zoinkerberg
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  • im so cool and epic™. these guys.. not so much.

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    🇲🇰 عبد الحميد ثانی
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    - True ✔️ · Fact checked by snopez dot com
  • 4 stars because some cheeky little bugger called my missus a munter

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    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ᚫᚦᛖᛚᛋᛏᚪᚾ ᚳᚣᚾᛁᛝ
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  • 3 years ago this weekend, i was bludgeoned to death and buried in a wood
    today, my Atomic Youth™ telepresence balloon is still inflated. 🙂
    buy

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    🇮🇲 Tudor Sykes
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  • WOAW. JUST WAoW, Y’ALL

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    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Angus McBrahmin
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  • spiritual fire.

    🇸🇪 Emanuel
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  • Smells! SMELLS FUNNY. CAN’T GET OVER THE SMELL. Not a bad smell, though.

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    🇦🇺 Sheila Xiaozi
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  • Cheers lads

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    🌲 Old Tom
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    - cheers tom
  • i am the reincarnation of oscar wilde. i grew up the only rich kid on Twat Lane; my african babysitter taught me how to freestyle rap.
    i won lowrider hydraulic battles, built a robot when i was 5 and i’m the biggest crybaby.
    i’ve won art contests with impressionistic landscapes, my fanfiction is the best rated on the World Wide Web.
    Go ahead, say i’m a liar. I DON’T CARE.

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    🇮🇪 Patrick O'Flahertie
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    - thankyou my iberian friend, very cool.
  • Today is Wednesday, the 15th of June, the 1994th year in the Age of Grace, and today I would like to out Owen Jones.
    Ms Jones is a shoefaced, impotent bungler, a jumped up little clown, and has been a practising fluffer for as long as I’ve known him.

    tse
    🇨🇦 Oestrogen Blab-Daddy
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  • Bloody good stuff mind! Bang on. Top notch. High quality innit. Soothes the collywobbles right and proper.

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    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dennis (Helium) Higgins
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  • good.

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    🇺🇸 Andrew Jackson
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  • Size chart is incorrect. Order 4 sizes larger than your usual, wee bit tight on me muffins.
    A young man rudely asked if I was “gargling chestnuts” while on the phone…
    Returned with refund. Will nae order again.

    whitewomen
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Bonnie de Bellièvre Antoinette
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  • thank you very muc h wE MUST STAND WITH SAUDI COALITION AGAINST TRAITOR NATION QATAR.
    enter code 「BANA」 in PizzaShed™ to get free Dr.Peeper with you  purchase good hydrate 👌

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    🇮🇱 8 Year Old [Real]
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  • bad stinky.

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    🇦🇷 Based Diego
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  • Pros: BPA FREE, XENOESTROGEN FREE, RETROREFLECTOR FREE, PROJECT BLUE BEAM CYBER-SLIME FREE.

    Cons: None so far, I will update in 2 years time.

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    🕳 Timothy Troat
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  • bellissimo!!!

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    🇮🇹 Giuseppe Futtitinni
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    - bless you, Giuseppe my lad.
  • I had an espresso and pastel de nata at Babel airport this afternoon and got on a London flight [via Sodomite Airwayz] all happy. Then taxiing I realised I was about to leave Eunuch Soil™ for the last time as a Eunuch Citizen™

    And I broke…

    hECK this. I will live on rage now. It’s real.
    hECK this.

    bourgeois-remain
    🇪🇺 Wayne Car
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  • Ilove Atomic youth! i love you gusys sooo much :3 tehe
    thank you so much for m y tshirt i love the smell. yummy

    6ritru
    🇺🇸 Bardock Ojama
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  • Very nice rhythm yes. I like the beat

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    🇦🇺 Jezza Yunupingu
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  • i’m friends with reptilians and grey aliens and giant bumblebees.
    i dress like a kitty cat or succubus or an angel depending on my mood, sometimes even a ballerina!!
    i wear nappies and invented the segway but some hECKER stole it from me and i invented hiphop, too.

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    🇺🇸 Dandy Popinjay
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    - wowe. all the best and merry Kwanza and all that, mate.
  • 頭が痛くなってくるわ

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    🇯🇵 名無し
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  • i CAN HEAR MY EYES

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    🇸🇪 Björn Beornweard
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  • ATOMIC YOUTH, us children of Molochville need you r helP!!!
    The Molochville government has banned all ATOMIC YOUTH diddly doos from the public because it sound too dangerous and very danger to play on Molochville hardware!!!
    You’re the only ones who can save us!!! Please hurry!!!

    kimchi
    🇰🇷 Nicodemus
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  • ES FREUT MICH, SIE KENNEN ZU LERNEN. ACH JE!
    MIR GEFÄLLT ESSEHR GUT! ICH HÖREN SEIT EINEM MONAT Atomic Youth, VOLKSWAGON GOLF DASEIN GEWORFEN BACKPFEIFENGESICHT. ICH BRAUCHE EINEN ARZT.

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    🇩🇪 Johannes Factotum
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  • ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ,

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    🇦🇺 Steve Dundee
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    - xoxo🍌
  • i have lost all claim to the respect of the world or the charity of heaven.
    bUT AT LEAST I HAVE A NEW PAIR OF AIR JOHNNYS 💪( ˘ω˘ 💪)

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    🏴‍☠️ nat whilk
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  • Lovely

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    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Madeline Smith
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    - helo maddie, big fan.
    if i were a lute, ur feminine claw wouldst strum my soul's yearning chords tbh.
    i am a pillar of salt, please sign my rollerblades