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Hear ye, hear ye!
ladies & lads, friends & fiends.. eorðbūend
welcome to a brave new age of mercantile expansionism, a freak show circus where we profit off of DEATH itself
money off of horror, money off of misery and longing, money off of deformity and men gone MAD
honesty as gormless, cruelty as entertainment, courtesy as weakness
fragmented minds, merged altars and standardised desecration, mungo. neo-pussy-rainbow-kapital-incorporated
when Adam dalf, and Eve span, who was thanne a gentilman?
gaēð ā wyrd swā hīo scel
Here lyeth muche rychnesse in lytell space
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All dreams are anagrams of diurnal reality
Cut the coat of your passion according to the fashion of the times. You know you’re a REAL revolutionary when you can tie your colours to the mast!