Atomic toyshop
Delivery Options:
・ upper-middle-first-class shipping [same day delivery accompanied by the pick ‘n mix social gospel]
・ international boomer 25% value added tax-class shipping [lickity split, systemic crisis]
・ neglected-class shipping [1 month donkey courier]
settings?
some people believe we can perfect our plastic world with trinkets and magic
an idea increasingly funded by multinationals these days
man, as the custodian of his own evolution, transcending his own sense of humanity to become post-human
merging with his own technology and stealing digital immortality from the universe itself
ignorance, disease, poverty, guilt, everything… can be abolished, as long as we destroy heirarchy and God?
sounds goofy af, mate. magical dillusions. bohemian echoes.
There, Caesar and his divine clementia were to be set up and worshipped, and on the pediment of the temple a globe of the world would proclaim the clemency of Julius Caesar
the religious claim of a man-god
may not an arse know when the CART draws the reptile?
spend ur money while ye may 4 when comes 2moro, fades 2day…
Step right up, step right up!
Ladies, gentlemen, friend & foe…
Welcome to a brave new age of mercantile expansionism, a freak show circus where we profit off of DEATH itself.
Money off of horror, money off of misery and longing, money off of deformity and men gone MAD.
Standardised desecration, mungo. Neo-pussy-rainbow-kapital-incorporated.
You won’t need eyes where we’re going.
Here lyeth muche rychnesse in lytell space
THE exciting NEW “LOOT BUSHEL“
only available at Atomic Youth [DOT ORG]
The ATOMIC Platinum Treasure Chest™
from the low low price of 4.99 digi-quid
MEET THE BAND!
NO NEED TO RIDE IT ALONE, SUNSHINE
WEEKLY JAM SESH, RIP THE SHREDS, うあ！(´・ω・｀)☆
ANALOGUE MUSIC
「PHONOGRAPH CYLINDER」 formats！
![swim trunks, pyjamas, garter belts, late culture and broken lights.souvenirs, trinkets and baubles [at a middle-caste price point]to signal your sophisticated taste](https://www.atomicyouth.org/wp-content/uploads/shirts-500x500.png "Gladrags")
Gladrags & GUbbins
souvenirs, trinkets and baubles [at a middle-caste price point]
to signal your sophisticated taste
SNACKs
St. Edmund’s meal, Cynewulf’s nibbles, dindins, tea, supper,
after-supper, Mrs Marshall’s ice cream dreams,
The Midnight Harvest and 2AM pasty
Reviews
-
WOAW. JUST WAoW, Y’ALL
-
Smells! SMELLS FUNNY. CAN’T GET OVER THE SMELL. Not a bad smell, though.
-
Cheers lads
-
i am the reincarnation of oscar wilde. i grew up the only rich kid on Twat Lane, my african babysitter taught me how to freestyle rap.
i won lowrider hydraulic battles, built a robot when i was 5 and i’m the biggest crybaby. i look exactly like oscar o’flahertie, a dandy socialite.
i’ve won art contests with impressionistic landscapes, my fanfiction is the best rated on the World Wide Web and i’ve never failed a maths test.
Go ahead, say i’m a liar. I DON’T CARE.
-
Bloody good stuff mind! Bang on. Top notch. High quality innit. Soothes the mulligrubs n collywobbles right and proper.
-
its ok.
-
such a lovely necklace, thank you.
i do love necklaces. i will wear them for eternity.
-
Size chart is incorrect. Order 4 sizes larger than your usual, wee bit tight on me muffins.
A young man rudely asked if I was “gargling chestnuts” while on the phone…
Returned with refund. Will nae order again.
-
thank you very muc h wE MUST STAND WITH SAUDI COALITION AGAINST TRAITOR NATION QATAR.
enter code 「BANA」 in PizzaShed™ to get free Dr.Peeper with you purchase good hydrate 👌
-
Pros: BPA FREE, XENOESTROGEN FREE, RETROREFLECTOR FREE, PROJECT BLUE BEAM CYBER-SLIME FREE.
Cons: None so far, I will update in 2 years time.
-
bellissimo!!!
-
Ilove Atomic youth! i love you gusys sooo much :3 tehe
thank you so much for m y tshirt i love the smell. yummy
-
頭が痛くなってくるわ
-
i chill with reptilians and grey aliens and giant bumblebees and dress like a kitty cat or succubus or an angel depending on my mood, sometimes even a ballerina!!
i wear nappies and invented the segway but some hECKER stole it from me and i invented hiphop, too.
-
i have lost all claim to the respect of the world or the charity of heaven
bUT AT LEAST I HAVE A NEW PAIR OF AIR JOHNNY’S 💪( ˘ω˘ 💪)