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Ladies, gentlemen and other dafties,
Welcome to a brave new age of mercantile expansionism, a freak show circus where we profit off of DEATH itself!
Money off of horror, money off of misery and longing, money off of deformity and men gone MAD.
Standardised desecration, mungo. Neo-pussy rainbow kapital incorporated.
You won’t need eyes where we’re going.

Here lyeth muche rychnesse in lytell space

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NO NEED TO RIDE IT ALONE, SUNSHINE
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RAIMENTS & ACCESSORIES

SWIM TRUNKS, PYJAMAS, GARTER BELTS

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SNACKS

breakfast, brunch, elevenses, lunch, twelvses, apres-lunch, St. Tony’s meal, dindins, tea, supper, The Midnight Harvest, and 2AM pasty

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Reviews

Smells! SMELLS FUNNY. CAN’T GET OVER THE SMELL. Not a bad smell, though.

🇦🇺 Linda Xiaozi

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Bloody good stuff mind! Bang on, spot on, top notch High qualitytiy innit, none o that chiner rubbish.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Martin (Mad Dog) Figglebottom

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its ok.

🇺🇸 Brett Chambers

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Size chart is incorrect. Order 4 sizes larger than your usual, wee bit tight on me muffins.
A young man rudely asked if I was “gargling chestnuts” while on the phone…
Returned with refund. Will nae be ordering again.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Sheila de Bellièvre Antoinette

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Pros: BPA FREE, XENOESTROGEN FREE, RETROREFLECTOR FREE, PROJECT BLUE BEAM PSYCHIC SLIME FREE, TELEPATHIC TERRORIST FREE.

Cons: None so far, I will update in 2 years time.

🕳 Timothy Troat

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Ilove Atomic youth! i love you gusys sooo much :3 tehe

thank you so much for m y tshirt i love the smell. yummy

🇺🇸 Barding Orlando

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