this one time, i saw a bug carrying a whole piece of bread like a million times its size,. on top of that, it waws dragging the bread up some stairs… it was the most amazing thing i ever seeen in my life.
20:42 
bees they are so busy. work hard. 🐝like protestant flies.
19:58
quickly chocolate. please give me chocoalate quickly .
21:00
Got stuck in a badger hole once, always remember to h
20:38
got his wellies on
20:37
vEry shiny trousers eBay
20:04
what would penguin war involve if it were to breaek out ?
20:02
you ever think about how some people aren’t even human. like not in a mean way, but how some people are just more like a sandwich, or bowl of cereal?
20:19
Do worm have neck?
20:27
girl who work @ the petshop is so nice pretty. i like to listen to her mouth.
20:54
human being is only creature on earth with chin. can’t stop thinknking abt that
20:45
manchurian condiments
20:22
men are like fish. women are also like fish, but different.. more like eels
20:18
Jam Ælwfin ;
06:56
Look at this big frog.
Why he so big?
20:04
love bug s.
20:50
caterpillar we call him ‘treowyrm’ because he live in tree.
like eorðwyrm, he live in earth.
not sure what the other one called… the one with a million shoes.
20:48
we sow the seed, nature grows the seed, and then we eat the seed
20:39
shrimp is a good omen. symbol of joy and mirth
20:21
everything gets married. even animals,,
and spiders.
and just because they don’t have cakes or suits or wedding doos or bridesmaids or confetti or alcohol or icecream or honeymoons or expensive rings or vows or words, doesn’t mean that they’re not legally…married.
20:59
cocooons.
Must be nice & comfy
20:07
🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
wew., th e snails are crossing the road
20:02
Hwæþere mé gesælde þæt ic mid drumsticks ofslóh niceras nigene.
06:37
Made friends with the bloke that wears an eyepatch & sells fireworks down the pub.
20:29
EVEYRDAY PICK UP HEAVY THING PUT IT DOWN AGIAN., FEEEL NICE.
06:33
listen closely and you’ll hear there’s a little snail in your ear that tells you other people’s secretss.
20:04
I wear the goggles because these are
Jam’s unthinkable vizzygogs
and whoever wears the goggles
thinks therefore they is..
and what they is, is Jam. You see?
20:28
Jam Ælfwin
06:01
how work computer
19:45
scéat eorðan
06:29
Friends
About Me
ALCIS ÆLFǷIN (only my mum calls me that)
Hwicce
Interests:
- Drums, trees, turtles, bees, frogs n toads, sandwiches, yoyo, bushcraft, magic, dinosaur & aliens
Fav music:
- ABBA, Gentle Giant, Bonzo Dog Band, Kate Bush, Venetian Snares, Bjork, Meshuggah, Dido, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Aphex Twin
Occupation:
- Iren-smiþ
Fav pics
Top 3 all time best food:
- Ploughman’s Lunch,
- Sunday Roast,
- Tartys in Applis
List of fav snacks:
- Cherry Bakewells
Sandwiches (even tiny triangle ones w/ no crust & cucumber in)
Sherbet saucers
Frumenty
Jazzles
Flapjacks
Rhubarb & custard drops
Butterscotch
Gingerbrede man
Tart in Ymber Day
Scones (w/ jam)
Blueberry muffins
Fruit Pastilles
Farley’s rusks (digestives, close 2nd)
all penny sweets really especially the little egg ones
Fav sandwiches tier list:
- UNDER CONSTRUCTION
